January 21, 2005

Larry Brown Sucks

Check out this quote from this article:

"I want him to be offensive-minded. I think he has good skills," Brown said. "I think every player should continue to work on his game, not just Ben. Just because you make it to the NBA doesn't mean you can't improve on things. And he does that. Nicest thing is that he's a good role model for young kids."

Larry [not] Brown is such a pussy. First of all, Wallace is not a role model for young kids, he's a role model for nigga gangsta's like me. Shoving artest in the face, nobody except ben wallace is man enough to do it. Second, scoring is for pussies, defense is for real men.

Ben: keep blocking and rebounding please!

Posted by Mark at 07:29 AM | Comments (0)

January 19, 2005

Interview with Jason Terry

So the other day I was at Orlando watching the pistons - magic encounter, I previously asked master ben not to rebound or block much -you see, my friends are skeptical of Benny's inmense boost to the team when he blocks- so I went to Wallacy and told him "Ben, do me a favor, I need to prove my friends you're the only worthy player on this team, so don't block this game". -"Sure, no prob dude, I'll do anything for a fan"- that was his answer.

So when my Jason Terry fan friend came bragging I explained. Of course he didn't believe me, so I did an interview with him on-court.

Mark: So you had 26 points tonight...
Jason Terry: Yeah, I was on fire tonight, I got good assists...

Whoa, hold your horses pussy, scoring is for lame people like you
JT: Yeah I mean, I've read your weblog, I should block more.

You? You wouldn't be able to block your mom, chump.
JT: Hey man, take it easy, my mom is a midget

Yeah, it shows...
JT: What do you mean?

Dude, look at yourself in a mirror, you're a fucking midget too
JT: I'm sorry [his eyes tremble about to cry]

So, what do you think of master wallace?
JT: Oh man, I wish I was like him.

Keep on dreaming, crybaby midget corpse fucker. Thanks for nothing, this was the lamest interview I've ever done.

JT: (Extends hand) [denied]

Posted by Mark at 10:26 PM | Comments (0)