I don't cover general Pistons news. I mean, I appreciate 'em and all, but the core is Master Ben Wallace. And even if Ben Wallace wanted to move away from Detroit, Dumar's would do everything in his hands to retain him, 'cause he knows that without Ben, the Pistons are just another team.
So, if you want to follow general pistons news, let me recommend this blog:
For the chumps out there who don't know what blogs are: this page is a blog. Just a collection of articles organized in chronological order and you can comment on the articles.
*Note: I have nothing to do with the author of Motoring, just thought it was cool so I linked it.
Just in case you where worried about the trading rumors, Joe Dumars squashed them.
I hate to say this, but "I told you so".
Now, back to work!
Damn, what are these people smoking? I want some:
Man, this is so wrong on so many levels because:
1. Ben Wallace is 100x times than Garnett, how do I know? Well, I've played NBA Ballers a lot with my midget friend and I won 99 out of 100 games. And I lost that one game because my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while playing.
2. Garnett is the world's biggest ball hog. Ever wondered how the Timberwolves, having supposedly the "statistically best player" in the league, can't have a decent season? Well the reason is that son-of-a-bitch Garnett. He doesn't pass the ball. Even I could have great statistics in the NBA if I kept the ball for myself.
3. Garnett skipped college. Master Wallace is a studied criminal justice. If he hadn't gone to the NBA he would be a DEFENSE attorney, just like he is a DEFENSE master in the league. If Garnett hadn't gone to the NBA, he would give blowjobs in a dark alley for 25 cents.
4. Musculature is everything in the NBA, and Ben has like ten times more muscle than Garnett.
5. Garnett is the sorest player in the world. Just take a look at this news article:
Rickert, 21, scored several times with the 6-foot-11 Garnett guarding him. Several other players began to "tease" Garnett about being outplayed, according to a source. When Rickert scored again, Garnett struck him without warning.
Man, Ben would never punch another teammate, sure, he'd love to butch Ron Artest, but that's another story.
Alright everybody, there's a photo contest over at NBA.com. If you have to ask which photo you should vote for, get a gun and shoot yourself. Or better yet, just give me your address and I'll go kick your ass for free. And if your mom is hot, I'll make out with her.