May 09, 2005

Ben Wallace, Defensive Player of the Year (again)

Isn't it boring each time Ben Wallace earns a Defensive Player of the Year Award? I mean, I watched the press conference video and Ben Wallace looked like he was about to yawn or something.

So now that he's conquered the DPOY three times people should give him more awards. Like:

  • Most muscular body

  • Most manly player
  • Biggest dick in the league

  • Most awesome traps in the universe

  • Whatever


And it's a shame Boston didn't get to playoffs, I wanted to see master wallace assfuck Paul Pierce.

Posted by Mark at 10:48 PM | Comments (3)