So the other day I was walking down the mall and Gary Payton was doing some shopping, I wanted to stop by to do some trash talking and humiliation, it went something like this:
Hey Gary, you mo…
Huh? Someone finally recognized me!
Well yeah chump, that’s because nobody cares about you
Oh, you’re here to insult me, well, carry on.
Hahaha, well, yeah, I am. Let me tell you your mom give some excellent handjobs
Well, that’s because you haven’t tried my handjobs. Ever wondered why they call me “the glove”?
Man, that’s sad. I thought it was because you were good at steals, but now that I think about it, Master Wallace steals much more than you do, asshole
Don’t talk about Ben Wallace, I hate him because he stealed my championship ring when I was with Lakers.
Excuse me? You practically handled the ring in a silver platter with your crappy playing
Well, Miami is now so loaded with Superstars that we’ll win even if I play crappy (which I always do).
Well, the only ring you’re gonna get is a cock ring pounded into your ass by Master Wallace, have a nice day [not]
[Gary Payton extends his hand, denied].
Whow man! Amazing! You're imagination is amazing! I luv that post! The joke about 'the glove' is really good. Keep on doing your job! Bye ;-)
Posted by: rOyBiGbEn at October 8, 2005 04:46 PM