Arizona Central has a remark about Amare Stoudamire. I like the guy, he's a good student of Master Wallace. This is what he had to say about the master:
"Who is the toughest matchup for you?"
Stoudemire is always stupefied, part of him not wanting to give ground to a foe and part legitimately puzzled to think of an answer.
"Ben Wallace," Stoudemire eventually offered, "because he's a lot stronger than me. But it's going to be a different story this year.".
Well you're right Stoudy, Ben Wallace isn't just a lot stronger than you, he's also more handsome. He can get more chicks and beat the shit out of you just with his enormous dick. And no, it won't be any different this year. Just bow to the master and ask for his forgiveness
Posted by Mark at October 2, 2005 02:48 PM