Man, I've been hitting the gym, eating all my protein supplements and praying to Master Wallace on a dialy basis, but I just don't get more muscle. So I searched for any secret Ben Wallace might have so I can get as big as he is.
I didn't find the answer but I did find this photo of when he played at Virgina Union:
Visit this huge ass-kicking photo.
As you can see, Master Wallace was HUGE even back in his college days. Which leads me to believe that Ben was born ripped.
Yeah, I'm sure about that. I mean, I'm sure Ben kicked his mother's womb so hard that she was thinking in abortion. She would be standing there, waiting for the bus and then *BANG* rounhouse kick from baby wallace and she'd go flying against a wall. Sure, it wasn't Ben's intention, but her mom had to look for her health right?
So she went to an abortion clinic, the doctor said there was no problem. As he proceeded inserting the abortion tools to extract Master Wallace, Ben just grabbed the metal tools and made knots of them with his bare hands. Then, as the doctor pulled out his crappy tools, he tried to get a closer look by getting his face closer. Then *BAM* a little feet comes out and transforms the doctor's face into shit. He goes flying backwards and his skull shatters against the wall, spilling brains all over the place.
Then Ben's mom knew he was something special.
Posted by Mark at September 3, 2005 11:51 AMWhow man, that lil' story is amazin'! It will be great to make a lil' movie 'bout that hehe. Keep writin' Mark. Master Wallace's da best!
Posted by: BiGbEnWaLlAcE at September 3, 2005 05:37 PMI have just one question.....are you obsessed? I mean I like Ben too but eehm this is like you are in love with the man...asuming your a man..that would make me wanne worn Ben....ascuse my english from holland so cannot crack the jokes like you.......
yes yes he's the Body I agree no other players passes him....I mean no one......
greetings from little Holland
little mamma: I guess there's something lost in translation - what's wrong with worshiping the Master of The Universe!? That's not gay at all! In fact, a man worshiping an ULTRA-MEGA-MAN can only make him more man right?
Posted by: mark at September 7, 2005 01:03 PMhahaha yeah it must be the translation...more man hu?...hmmm depends on weather the male genatil has grew ever since..
again sorry for the lack of crack..
from little holland though
Posted by: mamma at September 7, 2005 03:20 PM