The Ben Wallace Fan Page

Flip Saunders is the new Pistons coach

Ok, so my prayers for Ben Wallace to be the coach of the Pistons went unanswered, so now we have Flip Saunders.

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I mean, what sort of name is "Flip"? It reminds me of "Flipper", that stupid famous dolphin. Man, I hate dolphins, but I hate whales even more. I wish I could eat whales, that would kick ass.

On an unrelated note

I dreamed about Ben Wallace yesterday, I was walking along the streets of the city where I live, and there was this huge indoors gym with a basketball court. I peeked inside and Voila" there was Ben Wallace! Man, I was so excited, but I thought "Oh, he must be approached by a million fans a day, I'll have to be discreet.

So I walked in casually, with a sort of swagger, pretending not to recognize Ben, so I told him "Hey man, got game?", he sort of half smiled and said "yeah sure". So we proceeded to the skirmish and I got to say: Ben Wallace plays beyond anyone's imagination. I'd try to score and he'd block everything I threw at the basket. He totally owned me. But I expected that.

So I told Ben "Hey man, your face seems familiar, oh my God, you're Master Wallace". And he asked "Master Wallace?" and I said "Yeah man, you kick ass, you're the master of the universe". But he just dismissed me, you know, Ben is so humble. I wanted a picture with the master, but there was no digital camera. Ben told me it was ok, that he lived just around the corner and that I could visit him anytime I wanted, so we walked over to his place and said goodbye as if we were long-time friends.

Man, just remembering it makes me want to fall asleep again. Now, if I only could convince him of looking for some whores, that would be the perfect dream.

Posted by Mark at July 21, 2005 03:59 PM