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Larry Brown leaves the Pistons: good riddance

Ok, it's almost official, here's an article from Sports Illustrated stating that Larry Brown will ditch the Pistons in the upcoming 24 hours. I especially like this passage:

The Pistons will be the most motivated team in the league next season, determined to prove that Brown received far too much credit for the players' success. If his history is a guide, Saunders will feed his new team's ambition from the first day of his tenure by giving all the credit to his new players, and in return they will be invested in making Saunders look good. Ben Wallace, Chauncey Billups and their teammates can be expected to do everything they can to show that the organization can perform better without Brown. In the end, Brown will endow the Pistons with more motivation by leaving than he ever could have provided by staying next season.

I totally agree with this guy. The only thing I don't like is that Flip Saunders is replacing Brown. So who should replace him?

Well, I'll give you a hint - he's the strongest, fastest, baddest and most intense player in any sport in any part of the universe or the heavens.

Yeah, you guessed right: Ben Wallace.

You see, Ben knows he's the best player in the NBA's long history. He never says it, because that would be Shaq-like and its totally distasteful, but we know he is. So, then he would hire me as an assistant coach, and I'd get a crazy scientist to clone him. Yeah, that's right:

Just imagine the narrator:

- Ben Wallace with the steal and the fast break,

- pass to the other Ben Wallace...

- My god, Ben totally ruined Tim Duncan's shit by running over him, looks like someone is retiring soon,

- OH MY GOOD did you see that alley oop that Wallace did assisted from the other Wallace? My god this is insane!

- Ginnobilli tries to get the ball out buy MY GOD it is stolen again by Wallace...

- but in a gesture of condolence he gives it back to Ginnobilli. Ginnobilli dribbles like shit, as he always does.

-Here comes Ginnobilli trying to hit the three BUT IT IS BLOCKED SIMULTANEOUSLY BY THREE WALLACES!

Ohhhh man, that would rock so much. I hope Joe Dumars reads this and hires me as an assitant coach.

Posted by Mark at July 18, 2005 06:51 PM