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Jason Maxiell, Ben Wallace's Mini me?

So the Detroit Pistons drafted a powerfull guy, I like that. Kudos to Dumar's. I guess he's been reading this blog: the NBA needs more blockers. Real men who get physical at the paint and rebound. Just like Master Wallace.

So I was reading this article on the Detroit Free Press about the guy:

" Let's see if this reminds you of anybody.

He's a relatively unheralded, undersized front-court player who hangs his hat on his physical and mental strength, his work ethic, his toughness, and tenacity on defense and on the boards.

He speaks softly, when he speaks at all.

"I always say it takes three people to have a conversation with him," joked his agent, Richard Katz.

He's all iron and steel on the court, but it is obvious he has a playful side, as well. One of his hobbies is building model cars.

Folks, Ben Wallace has a mini-me."

Could it be true?

Well, let me tell you, even though I like this guy there are some fundamental differences:

1. Ben Wallace is ripped as hell, he looks as if he was chiselled from the same marble from which Michelangelo carved the David -except that it's black marble. This guy looks kinda soft. Just compare:

   

   This guy is put to shame next to Wallace.



3. Wallace has a bigger penis. Well, I mean, I haven't actually seen it, but I'm sure he does.
4. Wallace wears some awsome shoes. Someone told me they where called "And1". I've always thought they look like hooves, which, combines with his chiselled body make him look like a Minotaur.

Well, those are my reasons, and if you think that's not enough, bend over.

Posted by Mark at June 30, 2005 04:31 PM