Ok everybody, so now is the great moment to see if my prediction from some months ago will be true. Of course, the finals couldn't take place between Utah and Detroit, but that's because Kirilenko got injured.
Now, since we already now that any team that has Ben Wallace will win, there's not much to do, instead, I'll suggest some things to blow out the stupid Spurs:
1. All the offense should go through Ben. Yeah, you heard me right: nobody is allowed to shoot, only Ben Wallace.
2. All the defense should go through Ben. Ben will be covering the perimeter and the paint too. What's the point of putting that midget called Billups to defend when Ben can do a better job. With five players at the same time.
3. Fire Larry Brown, let Big Ben coach the team. And fire the GM too, and the president, and all the players, and security at The Palace. Ben Wallace can do all that single-handedly. Keep the Janitor, as Ben doesn't like cleaning, no real man does.
4. Let the 'fro out. Not because he plays better, but because he looks cool. Ben can play good any time he wants, the only moment in which he plays bad is to demonstrate that he carries the team on his shoulders.
Oh man, I really hope Larry Brown leaves for Cleveland and the vacant spot is taken by master wallace.
Posted by Mark at June 23, 2005 05:33 PM