Well, let me tell you something, I live in Mexico and we don't get the game on normal TV, so I had to go to a sports bar to watch game 7 of the conference finals on Satellite.
There was this chump next to me celebrating every basket by Wade. I had to waste a Corona by sticking it up his ass so he would shut up. But he didn't shut up, in fact, I think he liked it. All Miami fans must be the same.
So anyways, back to the game. I was trying to watch it but these two whores where trying to distract me from the game, just whoring at me and I just had to keep concentrating on the game. Cause you know, Ben Wallace plays good when I concentrate. I mean, he plays good always but I like to pretend he plays better when I concentrate.
So I was there muttering "come on ballhogs, pass to Wallace" but they didn't obey me, it must have been those bitches that where distracting me. Fortunately Wallace doesn't need my telepathic support and the pistons won anyways.
The funny thing was that I wasn't exited at all at the end of the game, you know why? Cause I always know that the team that has ben wallace on its roster will win every game. So I already know who's gonna be the 2005 champs, yeah, you guessed: the pistons.
Posted by Mark at June 7, 2005 11:09 AM