June 05, 2005
Ben Wallace Has bigger arms than shaq
Tommorow is game 7 for the Detroit Pistons against Miami, but since nobody reads this stupid webpage, there's no need for pre-game analisys. Just let me tell you that Detroit will ass fuck Miami and then Shaq will cry as he loses his second attempt for a ring.
Then I'll enter the court, give shaq a comforting pat on the back, and then a roundhouse kick directly to the stomach. Then I'll point at him at laugh at him because he thought I was comforting him. Then Ben Wallace and I will go to look for some whores and get drunk.
But that was not the reason of this post, I was watching some photos of Ben Wallace somewhere around the NBA website, and there was this photo of Ben batting with Shaq down at the low post:
Now, if you look closely, you'll see that ben has bigger arms than the shaq! and the Shaq is 7 feet 1 inch. I'd bet Ben uses headbands instead of armbands.
Speaking of Ben (as I always do) have you noticed that he is almost not scoring at all in these conference finals? I guess he read my article on Basketball should be more like soccer, and if you don't agree with me, bend over.
Posted by Mark at June 5, 2005 09:23 PM
hey wussup man im just as a crazy ben wallace fan as u are. and yes BW does have bigger arms than shaq. pistons 4ever. BW 4ever.
Posted by: Ryan at June 5, 2005 10:47 PMHey man!I'm a crazy big ben fan!I'm from spain and I follow his matches every day!I'm amd about him. It's true. Shaq is nothing compared with big ben. PISTONS POWA!
Posted by: Roy at June 24, 2005 04:40 PMAww. how sweet! You know y whis arms are so big?
He uses them to pleasure himself and prince :) he-he-he
Posted by: Spurs Dancer at June 28, 2005 01:14 PMben wallace is the best!!!!!!!!!!!