So today I was watching the Spurs vs Ben Wallace -sorry, I mean, Detroit Pistons- and stupid Tim Duncan just thrashes his ankle. So he remains on the floor and waits for a pair of assistants to take him to the locker room without putting wait on his ankle.
Meanwhile Ben Wallace watches as he tolerates the inmense pain on his foot because of the bone SPURS he has which he won't operate until the end of the season because he is a real man. So, I have a proposal for the dictrionary and the medicine guys. Because of Wallace's inmense tolerance to pain and Tim Duncan's pussiness, I propose that instead of calling them bone SPURS we call them bone PISTONS. or bone stones if you please.
Then the minor injury that Duncan sustained should be called "a spur". IF you look it up at a dictionary it would say: "pretended injury you fake because you're too afraid to play Ben Wallace". And then you'd look up Ben Wallace at the dictionary and it would say:"Master of the universe". And then you'd look up Tim Duncan and it would say: "Pussy". Damn, I should work at Webster's or Oxford or something.
Posted by Mark at March 21, 2005 02:25 AMExcuse me! Who won the championship? Yeah thats what I thought. At least he ain't a cry-baby like the mask hamilton. Ben Wallace "Got Brush?" No, Aw sorry "GOT CHAMPIONSHIP" nope neither? You really do suck! Can you say M*V*3? no? well then say Tim Duncan :)
Posted by: Spurs Dancer at June 28, 2005 01:19 PM