Yeah, you're right: Ben Wallace. The master had 6 points and 4 offensive rebounds in just 15 minutes. Had he played 45 minutes he would have had 16 offensive rebounds. Besides, what's up with midget Iverson racking the MVP? He just hogged the ball all the time.
Iverson came dribbling as any normal point guard will do, but a normal point guard will pass the ball, he just:
1. Went for a mid range jumper or...
2. Tried to get to the basket, where he got fouled or passed for an assist if he couldn't get the layup.
Well, I got news for you "midget" Iverson. If I wanted to see mid range jumpers I'd have seen you in one of your terrible Philly games, and I'd prefer to stick my dick in an oven than to watch you throw a bunch of free throws in an All-Star game. Iverson had 17 scoring attempts, of which only four where successfull. Well asshole, pass the ball.
Also, what's up with than lituanian Ilgauskas? He was on-court a bunch of time, and he's as boring as hell to watch. Besides, he's balder than my penis' glands. He moved on slow 'mo. Everybody seemed to be zipping and that guy could barely move. He got a bunch of points but never on a dunk. Man, you're like 7' 3 and you don't dunk? You should get neutered, people like you don't deserve to have children.
Also, what's up with all the three-points? I got news for you NBA, basketball is all about monster dunks, not some sissies running up to the three point line clang the rim. Anyone who tried a three pointer at the all-star should be launched to a wall.
Now, back to Wallace: He had a MONSTER put back slam. Wallace goes for a hook shot and fails on purpose, just to demonstrate his power on the offensive rebound. He passes to Jermaine knowing he's a sucker and as predicted, he blows the job and the layup. Wallace appears out of nowhere and puts back the ball with such power that the stupid denver stadium almost falls down. A second tsunami would have happened had he done in it in LA. I almost wet my pants when I saw that.
Here's a second interview with Jason Terry whom I found in the public:
Mark:Well midget, how does it feel not to be in the all-star gamez
Terry:Man, I feel terrible.
Mark: well yeah, when I fucked your mom last night she told me she was ashamed of you
Terry: You fucked my mom?
Mark: yeah, anal and I came on her face
Terry: Oh man, I'm so proud of my mom!
Mark: Hah! Sucker! You thought I'd fuck a midget animal!
Posted by Mark at February 22, 2005 04:19 AM