So the voting results for the All-Star game are out, and Ben Wallace is bench to the Shaq. Stupid fans, they know nothing about blocks and rebounds. Man, I sure hope Wallacy gets pissed off and shoves Paul Pierce in the face like he did with Artest. That would be an All-Star worthy appearance.
Also, why are they making a dunking contest? That's so stupid, they should make a blocking contest. Paul Pierce would dribble down the lane and go for a layup, and Ben Wallace would "accidentally" swat his head past the third row. Then he'd take off his shirt and show his enourmous traps and the public would go wild. Artest would then enter the arena, clad with a loser spandex bikers, with no manly bulk showing through. He'd throw some random jabs to fans along with Jermaine and Jackson. But Wallace would come to the rescue.
He'd grab artest by the neck and throw him against Jermaine and Jackson, they would fall down like pins. Then someone would pass a beer cup to wallace and he'd throw it down at them. Then we laughed. Really hard.
Posted by Mark at February 9, 2005 11:42 AMHello,
I came across Ben Wallace today and wanted to
introduce myself as well as my blog, the ACC
Basketblog. We are the internet's #1 source for the
latest news and original writing on ACC Basketball,
and soon, all ACC Sports. The site is a collection of
the day's top stories (The Daily Roundup), polls, and
what we call Free Throw Friday. FTF is the day our
contributors submit original content on their favorite
teams. The writing and comments are very creative and
make for great reading.
We have gained very favorable attention from national
sports outlets (see Sports Illustrated link below) and
intend to continue growing with our readership. We
would appreciate a link off from your site and would
be happy to reciprocate.
I have attached a link to the sports illustrated piece
below which lists other sports blogs that you might
also find interesting:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/grant_wahl/01/26/chainsaw.mailbagiii/
Thanks very much for your consideration and keep up
the great work with your blog.
And, yes, shaq is better than Ben Wallace ;->
Ed Hanes
acaccbasketblog
www.accbasketblog.blogspot.com
Well well well, mr. "ed haynes" or should I call you "spammer!"? I wouldn't link you even if you payed me, Ben Wallace is the master of the universe, like it or not.
Posted by: mark at February 16, 2005 02:54 AMWho would you want one your team?
shaq- an over-weight gorilla who has no skill whatsoever other the a fairly quick spin move for a big guy.
Ben Wallace- a potent defender whos ability to rebound and block like a mad man has made him the defensive player of the year 3 years. Not to mention he has a big afro and when people see him under the basket they are Intimidated becasue thay know he can actually jump (unlike shaq who just stands there with his arms up)
All and all Ben Wallace is the best player in the nba past present and future.
Posted by: Sean McGinnis at June 7, 2005 11:06 AMben wallace has a bigger dick than shaq-queel anyway....
Posted by: detroit basketball at June 19, 2005 12:28 PMpaul pierce is sick and so is J.O man he could woop ben wallace's ass i dont think big bertha couldeven hit a foul shot and pierce got stabbed 9 times hes tougher than ben wallace and shaq is prob 100 x stronger and better than ben wallace
Posted by: at June 22, 2005 11:19 PMwassup with all that negative talk about BEN WALLACE? Y'all need to hold that down!!!If you dont have anything good to say SHUT THE HELL UP!!!Because BEN WALLACE IS THE MAN!!!So stop hatin'and get some business!
Posted by: iluvbenwallace.3 at June 25, 2005 10:12 PMwassup with all that negative talk about BEN WALLACE? Y'all need to hold that down!!!If you dont have anything good to say SHUT THE HELL UP!!!Because BEN WALLACE IS THE MAN!!!So stop hatin'and get some business!
Posted by: iluvbenwallace.3 at June 25, 2005 10:13 PM