So the other day I was at Orlando watching the pistons - magic encounter, I previously asked master ben not to rebound or block much -you see, my friends are skeptical of Benny's inmense boost to the team when he blocks- so I went to Wallacy and told him "Ben, do me a favor, I need to prove my friends you're the only worthy player on this team, so don't block this game". -"Sure, no prob dude, I'll do anything for a fan"- that was his answer.
So when my Jason Terry fan friend came bragging I explained. Of course he didn't believe me, so I did an interview with him on-court.
Mark: So you had 26 points tonight...
Jason Terry: Yeah, I was on fire tonight, I got good assists...
Whoa, hold your horses pussy, scoring is for lame people like you
JT: Yeah I mean, I've read your weblog, I should block more.
You? You wouldn't be able to block your mom, chump.
JT: Hey man, take it easy, my mom is a midget
Yeah, it shows...
JT: What do you mean?
Dude, look at yourself in a mirror, you're a fucking midget too
JT: I'm sorry [his eyes tremble about to cry]
So, what do you think of master wallace?
JT: Oh man, I wish I was like him.
Keep on dreaming, crybaby midget corpse fucker. Thanks for nothing, this was the lamest interview I've ever done.
JT: (Extends hand) [denied]