The Ben Wallace Fan Page

Furthering my career

Now that I’m almost done with my Bachealor’s Degree I’ve been thinking about the future, and I found three possible routes:

Movie Director

The other day I saw a movie about a guy who enrolls in the navy to become a Master Chief Diver. I think it was called “negro diver”, because the guy was black and he had to fight all these cocky white guys. The movie gave me a great idea: “Ben Wallace, a true story”. The starts with kiddy wallace working in a cotton field with his 10 siblings, the kid is extremely ripped for his age, and has huge traps. Being (almost) the younger one his older brothers start harassing him, trying to hit him. But Benny blocks all the blows and then out of nowhere comes an explosion and the title of the movie appears:

“Ben Wallace: Master of Blocks”

Then the story goes on from being undrafted to becoming the greatest super star in the NBA. Great idea huh?

Becoming a talented center for the Detroit Pistons

I lied some posts before: I’m not taller than Yao Ming, I’m just 5’11. But Wallace is the best blocker and rebounder in the world at just 6’9, while most guys in his category are 7’ or more. Wallace showed us that height isn’t an issue, so my mission will be becoming the most dominant center in the NBA. It’s just a matter of dedication and hard work. There’s a second problem too, I’m 24 years old and I have no basketball experience, well Horace Jenkins of the Pistons is a novice at 30, so I have plenty of time to develop my blocking and rebounding skills, coach Brown likes older guys, so reserve the #1 draft pick for the 2010 Pistons!

Becoming Vice-ruler of the world along with Master Ben Wallace

This is my favorite. After Wallace assures world domination, he’ll notice this humble fan page and make my his closest councealor. I don’t have the credentials for this position, so I’ll get a PhD in blocks and a Masters in rebounds, and probably a Bachealors in steals too. Beware ballers!

Posted by Mark at October 12, 2004 10:40 PM