October 11, 2004
Ben Wallace Bobblehead
Ok, whoever payed for this bobblehead of Ben Wallace must have shit instead of brains. I’ll quote this from the official pistons page :
Forever Collectibles, who used multiple photographs of Wallace to provide exceptional detail, right down to the tattoos and sneakers, manufactured the bobblehead.
Here’s the photograph:
Ben Wallace ain’t called Body for nothing chumps. I’m ashamed of you pistons! That bobblehead looks awfully soft. Exceptional detail my ass, I can’t see his bulging biceps.
Now, Pistons, if you do something similar in the future, call me. I’ll help you chumps construct the perfect Wallace statue. I’d cast it in a material as strong as Master Wallace’s body: solid metal. Michelangelo’s David will look soft compared to this version of wallace. He’ll breathe fire through his nose and burn down Lakers and Bostons fans houses, oh yeah, another step in the master’s scheme of world domination.
Posted by Mark at October 11, 2004 10:37 AM