October 06, 2004
I've got your 2008 gold medal right here
I’ve talked about the poor performance of the US team during the olympics before. Well, I got the solution for the next olympics:
Yeah, that’s right. Clonation. Much has been said about it: it can cure cancer, cripples and midgets (like my friend), but who cares if we can CLONE BEN WALLACE!
Just imagine a team full of Wallace’s. They would form a circle under the basket and block ALL the shots!
“But who will score!?” I hear you cry, well, scoring is for pussies and midgets. Blocking is for REAL MEN. At the last minute one of the Wallace’s would grab a block, and calmly walk to the other basket and make an auto Alley-oop. (alley-oops are the only way real men can score).
That’s why Wallace is so bad at the free throw line. If he wanted, he’d just make those baskets, but he knows they are not “manly”, and nobody knows better than wallace of manliness.
Posted by Mark at October 6, 2004 12:26 AMtesting comments