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Wallace is better than Duncan

The other day I was playing NBA Ballers with my so-called friend, he chose Isiah Thomas you already know who I chose.

Needless to say, I kicked his ass.

"Well, a big guy will always win over a small one" - Escuse me? I've been saying this every day and you finally accept it. He used to say small players were good because he's slightly taller than a midget with no legs, and I'm slightly taller than Yao Ming.

Then my friend, barely being able to grasp the controller with his midget sized hands, chose Timmy Duncan. I lauged my ass off, no offense to Tim Duncan, he's somewhat good, but not comparable to Master Wallace. Here's a transcript of the game:

Duncan drives for the basket, wallace BLOCKS!
Wallace grabs the ball in the air and does a reverse dunk
Repeat 100x

Next time you play against master wallace, think again, it's better to foreit against wallace than get your ass mopped around the floor.

Posted by Mark at October 1, 2004 10:43 AM