The other day I was passing through a dark alley here in Mexico when beyond a dark door a gypsy called me... "Come" she whispered. So just out of curiosity I went and from beneath her velvet clothed table she pulled a very bright crystal ball. I peeked into the crystal ball and guess what... I saw Ben Wallace holding a 2004 championship trophy.
You might think I gave the stinking gypy-hipsie a big hug, but no, I grabbed the ball and smashed it on her head, just like Ben Wallace would. Ok, he wouldn't do that but I did it anyways. Why? Well, because it was FUCKING OBVIOUS stupid hag trying to get some pennies from me for predicting something as evident as the roundness of earth.
In fact, any team that has Wallace will win the Finals. Except for Lakers probably, that team is filled with ballers.
And while I'm at it I'll make another prediction: The finals will be between UTAH JAZZ Vs Pistons. Yeah, you heard me right, Utah Jazz. Now that Utah has big guys like Boozer and the ex-piston Okur, along with master blocker Andrei Kirilenko AK-47, they'll have an unexpected domination over the Western Conference. The west is filled with stupid ballers, except for the Jazz. They will eat Garnett for lunch. I can't wait for that moment. Remember master rebounder Rodman at Utah? Well, wait and see.
Bow to me next year when I prove I was right. Remember, you heard it here first.
Posted by Mark at September 28, 2004 12:32 AMOf course it's obvious you stupid fag, ben wallace has already won the 2004 championship trophy, next year Paul Pierce would be holding the 2005 Championship Trophy you patetic skinny ass piece of shit.
Posted by: DAD at September 30, 2004 08:18 PMWell, I predicted it BEFORE the finals, cocksucking anal prolapsed scat lover whore.
Posted by: mark at October 1, 2004 10:14 AMwe will win this year because of our special talent in the gaurd posistion and amazing defense from tay and amazing rebounders and shot blockers from me and rasheed and our great head coach lar which we call him short for larry.
Posted by: Benjarmin Wallace at April 19, 2005 02:54 PM