September 24, 2004
Ben Wallace Shoes
Isn’t it ironic that some of the worst players of the NBA got shoes? Like Jordan?
It’s utterly unfair that master Ben Wallace has no shoes, he should. So I took some time off blocking shots from stupid ballers to harass another stupid nerd, and after making out with his mom he agreed to design the Master’s shoes under my direction:
I was thinking about something retro and classic, but modern, just like Wallace. He has the retro in his afro hair, and the blocks of a new NBA era player. I was thinking about adding some black fur on the top, to imitate Wallace’s haircut, but I decided against it, because fur is gay. As you can see, it has the Big Ben printed on the boot, awsome!
I’m so good at this I should work at Nike.
Posted by Mark at September 24, 2004 05:10 PMwere can I buy the shoes ben wallace wore last NBA season?
Posted by: garrett agans at November 28, 2004 03:52 PMSuck my cock dick face, OO my dick hair!
Posted by: Shane at November 30, 2004 03:58 PMlebron james is the gayest
Posted by: joe at April 13, 2005 07:37 PMthe fuckin shoes rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ben is hi
Ben Wallace is ****ing awesome
Posted by: Garrett Agans at May 5, 2005 01:28 PMhey garrett! i am so not high! u r a little mutha FUCKER
Posted by: ben wallace at May 5, 2005 01:30 PMhey garrett! i am so not high! u r a little muther fu- oh god... starting to lose my temper... gotta take my pills... sorry bout that guys... but u r still a jerk garrett... i h8 u...
Posted by: ben wallace at May 5, 2005 01:31 PMoh shit... i wasnt supposed to tell about my pills...dam
Posted by: ben wallace at May 5, 2005 01:33 PMHi Andy
keep swatting ben
Posted by: zaq at May 18, 2005 08:24 PMbens goin for another ring
Posted by: zack at May 18, 2005 08:26 PMhey guys what kind of shoes does bigben wear?
Posted by: Quinten at May 18, 2005 08:30 PMBen is the biggest PIMP, better than Shaq, Amare, and Yao. Yeah that's right. Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-ben Wwwwwwwallace.
Posted by: JOE at May 18, 2005 10:28 PMThe shoes are called and1 the chosen one
Posted by: at June 10, 2005 08:17 PMyour all way to sad, get a life
Posted by: sad people at June 13, 2005 11:42 AMAmare is better than Ben JOE
Posted by: kaylib at June 17, 2005 05:57 PMKaylib: who is in the Finals right now? MASTER WALLACE!
Posted by: mark at June 17, 2005 06:03 PMbig ben I ove you.He's my life lover.well performance and high jump shot block.HE'S MAD.
OHH I LOVE YOU BEN WALLACE.I LİKE YOU BİG BEN..
were can i find the shoes ben wallace are wearing this year
Posted by: sam at June 20, 2005 06:59 PMyou guys are all fucking cock suckers and should fuck ben in his black ass!!!!!
Posted by: at June 21, 2005 02:09 AMsuck my fucking cock from the person who wrote just a minute ago fuck fuck fuck you bitches
Posted by: at June 21, 2005 02:11 AMben what was the name of the and 1 shoes you wear
you are so awsemome hope you win tonight
there frieken gay and u say jordan is the worst id like 2 c u play him
Posted by: supaman saponara at June 27, 2005 03:22 PMIf I played Jordan I'd block all his shots. So shut the fuck up Supaman.
Posted by: mark at June 27, 2005 03:35 PMBig Ben is the best defensive player there will ever be. they call shaq superman...more like super woman. ben wallace and the pistons are like the fantastic four except there the fantastic five. they cant be stopped. and everybody knows even spurs fans know that the spurs got lucky in game five. one point? now thats just pure luck right there. God must of sent an angel. But anyway i wish i could find some shoes like he had this past season they were tight, but im out. PEACE 1 love DEEETROIT BASKETBALL!
Posted by: Caleb Alvarez at July 25, 2005 11:03 PMBig Ben is the best defensive player there will ever be. they call shaq superman...more like superwoman. ben wallace and the pistons are like the fantastic four except their the fantastic five. and ben wallace is the guy made of rock because he cant be moved. Milicic and the rest of the bench players could win a championship that's how good detroit is.and everybody knows even spurs fans know that the spurs got lucky in game five. One point? now thats just pure luck right there. God must of sent an angel. But anyway i wish i could find some shoes like he had this past season they were tight.but im out. PEACE 1 love. DEEETROIT BASKETBALL!
Posted by: Caleb Alvarez at July 25, 2005 11:09 PMMALE COCK SUCKERS ON THE LOOSE HERE WE MAY NEED BACK UP OVER...
Posted by: ???? at August 4, 2005 11:02 AMBen Wallace is the man and that is why he puts the D in defence
Ben Wallace is awsome, and that is why he puts the d in defence. Detriot Basketball
Posted by: nik clodfelter at August 4, 2005 10:40 PMBen Wallace is awsome, and that is why he puts the d in defence. Detriot Basketball
Posted by: nik clodfelter at August 4, 2005 10:40 PMfuck yall lilttle bitches i fucked all your moms im on the loose so if you hear about a colored person killing white folk you best be praying cause i may be in your nieghborhood arright!
Posted by: white people killer at September 11, 2005 09:31 PMHi ima priest i dont like what the world is coming to so im gonna rape you little soap mouth kids
its the invasion, no not the asians keep talking that shit and get your face caved in like the cavemen wondering how to get pregnant you white bitches! i hate whites,asians,and ugly ass people that dont know there ugly cause the people around are just as ugly ok bye!
fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Posted by: karlos at September 27, 2005 08:51 AMI have a pair of AND 1 chosen ones
Posted by: at October 1, 2005 10:22 PMDid any one read that issue of slam when ron artest said this (there were quotes saying) "im hood" "im gansta" i say fuck u bitch artest is a lil pussy if he's so hood and gansta the y didnt he fight my man ben like a men instand of finding the smallist white guy in the stands and start punching? and besides he got he ass jump on! this is Detroit!
Posted by: Joey at October 16, 2005 06:31 PM