September 17, 2004

A tribute to the best NBA player in the world - Ben Wallace

The other day I was searching for some information on Ben Wallace, and I noticed there's no good information about him on the 'net. Why? Let me explain:

1. Nerds & geeks know how to make webpages.
2. Nerds & geeks are losers
3. Nerds & geeks like ballers
4. Ben Wallace is not a baller
5. Real men like blockers
6. Real men don't know how to make webpages.

So, you might be wondering, how could I make a a webpage about Ben Wallace without being a nerd? Easy, I encourage you to do the same if you want a page about another great NBA blocker (like Andrei Kirilienko).

Step 1: Go to you're nearest university and find the geekiest guy you can.
Step 2: Start with intimidation. Us blockers are very tall and ripped, so just flex your pecs and stick out your traps and he'll piss his pants.
Step 3: By now he should be owned, but just for good measure, zap his head or make out with his mom.
Step 4: Profit.

Piece of cake. Just remember, Kevin Garnett is NOT a blocker, he's a pussy, more on him later.

Posted by Mark at September 17, 2004 11:20 AM
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All I got to say is I wish I could see Ben Wallace on tv MORE! and hear people talk about him more because to me he is everything and everybody else is NOTHING

Posted by: Aleshia at November 22, 2004 05:44 PM
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